The Woman of His Dreams?

When last we saw Sage, he was playing jazz for Simoleans outside the house he shares with Lucy.


After an invigorating workout (lose the leggings, ok Sage?), he greets Lucy when she arrives home from her job at the hospital.


Apparently, he really missed her.


He decides they should take their relationship to the next level, and Lucy seems to be in agreement.


However, the car pool arrives just in time for Woo-Hoo-us Interruptus.



Feeling left high and dry, Sage decides to invite Nadia and Charlie over for a dip in the hot tub. Nadia tells Charlie that she feels safe as long as he sticks around. (She senses that the tub isn't the ONLY 'hot' thing on the premises)



Charlie is insulted and leaves, giving Sage an opportunity to make his move on Nadia.



Lucy arrives home unexpectedly, so Sage quickly explains that he and Nadia were just "talking".


Once Nadia has left, Sage suggests that he and Lucy pick up where they left off, and "play doctor".


No interruptions this time...


Sage feels like a new man.


Unfortunately for Lucy, he's got Nadia on the brain.


Resigning himself to the fact that Nadia is spoken for, he proposes to Lucy.


She is delighted with her new diamond! Unbeknownst to her, Sage has given her more than just an engagement ring...

LJ's Deadbeat Husband

all seems to be going well with LJ and her zombie husband.
but she can't deny that without Plain Jane, they have no cashflow. she decided to try her hand at working but no one will hire a woman in her third "daymester" and, much less, a zombie.

LJ decided to write some trashy novels but it was so trashy, no publication company wanted it.

it didn't seem to affect her deadbeat husband that they're almost broke. heck, he's okay eating rotten food.

to make matters worse, all this stress drove LJ to an early labor.

and wouldn't you know it... she gave birth to twins... a boy and a girl.

wanting to get out of this crazy house, LJ's adopted son, Holden decided to grow up and skip high school altogether.

he hugs his mom goodbye and heads to the nearest university.

a few days later, the twins celebrated their first birthday and turned into toddlers.

no one in the neighborhood attended 'coz they still avoided being near the zombie.

after the celebration, reality hit them as they opened all their bills. LJ started to get pissed when zombie-guy stated the obvious that they don't have any money left.

they fought day and night about bills and money. LJ started having second thoughts about her choice to stay with her zombie boytoy.

the next morning, LJ was surprised to find the Repo Man arrive at their doorstep. without even a hello, he started confiscating all their belongings with his high-tech repo gun.

enraged, LJ blamed all her bad luck on her husband so she decided to boot his sorry ass out the door. and with a quickie divorce that's only available in Cyberia, LJ became a single mother.

she sold her mansion and moved to a much smaller house, which used to be a warehouse for toxic wastes. she's still on the lookout for a job, but with very little skills, she's been unlucky so far.

on the bright side, her toddler twins celebrated their next birthday potty-trained and everything, so they were well on their way into childhood.

hopefully, they'll bring some luck into this dreary family.

Deni Hulas Into Heaven...Chatty Deals

Meet Stephanie Davies! An old college friend of Chatty's, she moves in with the former roomie and her elderly lover,Deni.



Chatty tells Stephanie all about her whirlwind romance with Deni, but Steph is concerned about Chatty's biological clock.



No sooner than Stephanie says "Isn't this chick too old for you?" than who shows up but the Grim Reaper, coming to collect poor old Deni.



The Reaperettes lead the hula dance to heaven...



...and off she goes.



Stephanie is distraught, probably because Deni didn't leave her anything? Actually, Deni left her more than she may have bargained for!



Chatty throws a party in Deni's honor, and Stephanie and Martin get high.



After the guests have gone, Chatty suggests a bonfire.



She may have marshmallows on the stick, but she's got woo-hoo on her mind!




Remembering the technique used on Stephanie by the college boys, Chatty makes her move.



Stephanie slips into something more comfortable, but she's concerned that Deni's side of the bed is still warm.



She suggests a hot game of pool instead, but is a little put off by Chatty's "granny panties".



Chatty can take a hint. She sheds the body armor and gets Stephanie right where she wants her.

Dave Utenzi and Belinda Poodles

Our former sidebar tenant, Belinda (the Ninja) Poodles, has moved into Dawn's house in Cyberia ...


..along with her dad, Dave Utenzi.


As most teenagers do, she's asking him to give her some space.


And to stop bugging her.


But no matter how mature she tries to be, she's still a kid at heart...