Paris Goes to the Pokey

Paris, having failed to get enough signatures on her petition to the Governor to commute her sentence, tells Lindsey she just doesn't know how she's going to survive in jail.



Lindsey has only a hug to offer, but asks Paris to make copious notes so she can refer to them in the future.


Paris decides to make the best of a bad situation, and changes into her finest Chanel dress, shoes and purse. She hasn't quite grasped the concept of "blending in".


Britney, still sporting the gorilla head to hide her cueball look, and Sister Immaculata give Paris a sendoff. "And you thought it was bad around here?" snarls Sister.


"I'm hoping my experience on 'The Simple Life' will help me out.", she muses.