Everything's Relative

Sister Immaculata talks to Paris about getting Brit back into rehab. "I think I have an idea..."


She calls Social Services and has one of the babies returned, hoping to get Britney to snap out of it.


"Here's your baby. Do you remember him? He's the one you got as backup, when it looked like the first one wasn't going to make it past toddlerhood."


"Look, baby! I must be your mother! We have the same hairdo!"


But some things never change.



You know things are bad when Lindsey is the responsible one...



...and when K-Fed appears to be the better parent. (He's gotten a job selling Kool-Aid outside the Cruise's place.)