Bimbos, Zombies and Bookies...Oh My!

The girls retreat to Britney's place after a long night of smoking, drinking and slap fights.


Britney has had quite enough of LiLo's never-been-pregnant belly, and calls Dave. "Send her home," sighs Dave. "I'm a little tied up and can't come get her."


Tied up indeed! Dave is having a little hot tub party with Tonya and Tyra.


Lindsey arrives home just in time to see Dave checking out the former skating thug. "I thought this kind of thing only happened to guys on TV!" he blurts.


He can't help it. Although he's married to LiLo he's clearly got the hots for Tonya who is considering a career as a Sumo wrestler.


Back at the TomKat residence, Tom takes a post-wedding snooze and dreams of Jamie Foxx.


The next day, Zombie Katie wants to continue the marathon kissing. Tom squirms. "The whole point of the three minute kiss was to get that out of the WAY!" he shrieks. "Now excuse me while I go watch the trailer for "Dreamgirls" again. K-Fed is due home from work any minute now and can take care of Suri. Or whatever her name is."


K-Fed is not only home from work, but he's been promoted. He's pretty sure Britney will see the error of her ways once she gets a load of this: