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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Britney Cleans House!

If you want to know what really happened between Britney and K-Fed, look no further.

Sister Immaculata came over for a dip in the hot tub, and K-Fed decided to show her a few dance moves. "This is why Britney couldn't resist me", he purred. He couldn't help but notice what a rockin' bod the nun been hiding under her habit.

Britney would have none of that!

"You think I can't put two and two together??" she asked.

Then she took him down.

...and kicked him out.

After the dust settled, she invited a few guys over to stroke her ego. When she tried to stroke LiLo's hubby, Dave, however...he said "Thanks, but no thanks." He's no dummy.

Dejected, she called Paris. "Let's go out for a beer! You're not going to believe what happened today. I just need to get out of these clothes."

As they waited for a taxi. Paris pretended to be surprised that K-Fed would hit on another woman. "Oh, he wasn't such a great catch anyway. He was always singing those stupid songs. Po-po-ZOW! Ugh! Enjoy the peace and quiet."

"Did I mention it was your roommate? ... The NUN?" For once, Paris was truly speechless.

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