Tom quickly figures out that getting Katie on board with the hosuewife thing is basically Mission: Impossible.
She even gets him mixed up with Suri, and tries to carry him around the house.
She overcooks the lobster thermidor...
...but Tom eats it anyway.
Being a zombie, Katie prefers brain food.
She manages to get Suri tucked into her crib...
...and while Tom dreams of cosmetics, Katie pines for her days on Dawson's Creek. "Life was so much simpler then", she sighs.