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Saturday, August 05, 2006

The Vamp and the Vampire

Hilly Snackie, an icon in the vampire fashion world, has moved in with Robin "Funky" Bug...reknowned handbag heiress. But Hilly misses her ex-roommate Karl and invites him over for a Bloody Mary...


...and an erotic pillow fight. Karl is still married to the Contessa, but finds himself drawn to Hilly. He stays quite late and drinks more than he should.


Hilly mops up as a result, and Funky wonders what she sees in the guy.


Just as the girls are getting ready for bed, the doorbell rings.


K-Fed has dropped by, sick of his wife's whining, offering Funky several thousand dollars to hide out for a few days.


Funky tells him to get lost and has an inexplicable urge to wash up after he's gone.

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