Christmas In Cyberia

Katie, dressed in a Christmas outfit that Tom bought her, is thrilled to see a tree in the house.


"Oh I hope Santa brings me a brain!!"


Well, well... whaddya know...


Over at Sister Immaculata's Home for Wayward Starlets, the nun cleans up while Paris and Lindsey feel each other up behind her back.


Or so they think! We all know that nuns have eyes in the back of their heads, because they've told us so! She lets them know that they are grounded for a month. No parties, no boys over, no egg nog, nothing.


"It's for your own good. You girls need to learn the hard way, apparently." Britney tries to plead with her, saying that she didn't do anything wrong, but the nun won't budge. "Your kids haven't seen you for six months, missy. The rest of the world has seen more of you than they have. And that's an understatement!"


In a flash of brilliance, the girls decide to have a panty party and tickle the Sister into submission... now, if they can just get her drunk! (Britney couldn't participate because, well, she has no panties.)