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Sunday, March 25, 2007

Campbell's In the Soup

Tyra gets a call from the NYPD, telling her that her "friend" Naomi has completed her community service and is being released into Tyra's custody as the second part of her punishment for throwing a cellphone at her maid.


Naomi promises Tyra that she'll behave herself, and she'll even take care of Tyra's dog, Wilhemina.


Tyra listens while Naomi talks incessantly about herself. "And they think I'm egotistical!" she muses.


As part of her restitution, Naomi apologizes to the maid and Tyra agrees to do some of the cleaning. The maid is willing to let the whole thing go.


However, Tyra is not done with Naomi. She forces her to wear "America's Next Top Model" underwear and run a garage sale.


Naomi wishes she had just gone to prison.

posted by Panthergirl @ 8:01 PM
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