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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Everything's Relative

Sister Immaculata talks to Paris about getting Brit back into rehab. "I think I have an idea..."

She calls Social Services and has one of the babies returned, hoping to get Britney to snap out of it.

"Here's your baby. Do you remember him? He's the one you got as backup, when it looked like the first one wasn't going to make it past toddlerhood."

"Look, baby! I must be your mother! We have the same hairdo!"

But some things never change.

You know things are bad when Lindsey is the responsible one...

...and when K-Fed appears to be the better parent. (He's gotten a job selling Kool-Aid outside the Cruise's place.)

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Saturday, February 17, 2007

"She's Just Dead! I'm BALD!"

Totally pissed off by all the attention that Anna Nicole is getting, Britney starts a fight with Sister Immaculata at the Rehab Center for Wayward Starlets.

Much to her dismay, however, Sister takes her down.

Lindsey defends her buddy, while Brit makes her escape.

Where to go... where to go... Of course! To the nearest salon to shave her head!

While there, she decides that maybe a new career is in order. After all, she did complete the Sally Struthers Correspondence Cosmetology and Air Conditioner Repair Course during her downtime on tour. Always good to have something to fall back on.