The Adventures of Wonkette

Karan and Micah are outgrowing their tiny house now that Wonkette has come along.


Wonkette had better hire her psychotherapist now and start making payments, since her mother comes home from work dressed as a llama.


Although the Nanny has been hired to take care of Wonkette, she'd rather swim in the pool.


Micah cooks while the bottle festers.


Karan teaches Wonkette, now a toddler, to talk. For anyone who doesn't know what the Sims sound like, they speak the most bizarre language you can imagine. When they can't get around an obstruction they yell "Anaconda!" and when they're hungry they hold their bellies and say "Awbwah awbwah..."



And now, little Wonkette is learning to walk...let the games begin...