Happy Halloween!!

Even the residents of Cyberia get into Halloween! Dave Utenzi and his new bride, LiLo...


Vampire Karl...


Tyra tells the maid to find her a costume right away!


...and the maid comes through...

Freaky Friday!

LiLo gets a visit from the social bunny. Although she's installed a bowling alley in her backyard, no one has stopped by for a visit in quite awhile. The social bunny suggests that LiLo lay off the booze and ask Dave Utenzi out on a date.



Dave hurries over and LiLo gives him quite a welcome. He's intrigued, but wants to go on a real date. "Let's go dancing!" he says.


And dance they do...



"Do the smustle!"




LiLo tries her hand at spinning, but cannot believe her eyes! Dave is flirting with Sister Immaculata. "Holy smokes! That lipstick is heavenly on you!" she hears him say.




When LiLo confronts him, Dave demands a commitment.





Her judgement clouded by sixteen apple-tinis, LiLo proposes...





...and Dave accepts. Will they make it to the altar? Will LiLo change her mind when she sobers up? Is sobering up in her future? Will Paris hit on Dave just to piss her off? Stay tuned!

Katie Homemaker

Tom quickly figures out that getting Katie on board with the hosuewife thing is basically Mission: Impossible.




She even gets him mixed up with Suri, and tries to carry him around the house.




She overcooks the lobster thermidor...





...but Tom eats it anyway.





Being a zombie, Katie prefers brain food.





She manages to get Suri tucked into her crib...





...and while Tom dreams of cosmetics, Katie pines for her days on Dawson's Creek. "Life was so much simpler then", she sighs.