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Sunday, August 14, 2005

Divorce and Death at the Bloginski Mansion

Things have not been going well at what I have come to refer to as the "PMS House"... the mansion where Robin, Deni and Dawn live (and now they've adopted a little girl named Vyn, adding to the estrogen level).

Deni and Dawn are "joined", but there has been a lot of drama between them, and Robin has slept with both of them. On this particular day, Robin is actually jealous of Dawn talking to VYN, which is a little weird. Robin proceeds to kick the crap out of Dawn, while a sadistic little Vyn is jumping up and down with glee.

To add insult to injury, Robin uses the Skill Sucker to pull every last positive quality out of Dawn. Then, she convinces Deni to divorce her, so Dawn is out on the street. Vyn cries and cries, as though she knows she may have had a hand in Dawn's demise.

No sooner is Dawn out the door than Deni, Robin and Vyn are ready to go to their next stage of life...

Vyn becomes a teen, while Deni and Robin become elders.

Interesting that Vyn is a redhead...it's as though the adoption agency picked out a kid that could pass as Deni's own.

Deni and Robin are able to look past their fugly-twin outfits and make out.

The three of them take a trip to the mall to buy some decent clothes, but just as they get out of the taxi in front of the mansion, Robin drops dead in the middle of the street.

They try to bargain with the Grim Reaper, but he checks with someone on his cellphone and tells them it's no use.

Deni is heartbroken.

However, putting on her new duds is making her feel a bit better...

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