Funky Goes to College
Funky Cowboy has finally made the jump, right out of the nest and into Cyberia U.
And like any good freshman, the first thing he does is strip off his clothes and streak through the co-ed dorm.
After that display of impressive masculinity, the ladies flock to him.
He hasn't declared a major yet, unless you consider hitting on the ladies an academic pursuit.
His reputation extends beyond the university level. Even Shitty finds herself charmed.
Funky Cowboy snagged a date with a sorority socialite. He invites her out for a fine dinner.
And she greatly appreciates it.
Too bad Funky forgot how hard it is to live on a student's meager wages. Good thing that old "washing the dishes" routine still works when you can't pay for your lobster dinner.
And like any good freshman, the first thing he does is strip off his clothes and streak through the co-ed dorm.
After that display of impressive masculinity, the ladies flock to him.
He hasn't declared a major yet, unless you consider hitting on the ladies an academic pursuit.
His reputation extends beyond the university level. Even Shitty finds herself charmed.
Funky Cowboy snagged a date with a sorority socialite. He invites her out for a fine dinner.
And she greatly appreciates it.
Too bad Funky forgot how hard it is to live on a student's meager wages. Good thing that old "washing the dishes" routine still works when you can't pay for your lobster dinner.