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Saturday, March 31, 2007

It's Britney Week on Idol!

Sanjaya has moved to Cyberia! He thinks the next theme for American Idol might be "Talentless White Trash of the '90s".

Right on cue, Britney "Get This Gorilla Off My Head" Spears tries to offer some advice. "Show your belly button! Wear school girl clothes! Drop your baby on a sidewalk! Er, no... maybe not that last one. They loved me before that."

Jealous of Sanjaya's thick and versatile locks, Britney tries to hypnotize him into going with the cue-ball style for the upcoming show.

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Sunday, March 25, 2007

Campbell's In the Soup

Tyra gets a call from the NYPD, telling her that her "friend" Naomi has completed her community service and is being released into Tyra's custody as the second part of her punishment for throwing a cellphone at her maid.

Naomi promises Tyra that she'll behave herself, and she'll even take care of Tyra's dog, Wilhemina.

Tyra listens while Naomi talks incessantly about herself. "And they think I'm egotistical!" she muses.

As part of her restitution, Naomi apologizes to the maid and Tyra agrees to do some of the cleaning. The maid is willing to let the whole thing go.

However, Tyra is not done with Naomi. She forces her to wear "America's Next Top Model" underwear and run a garage sale.

Naomi wishes she had just gone to prison.

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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Anna Reconsiders

Anna, having risen from the dead, decides to improve her image this time around by doing some reading. Unfortunately the book is upside down, but you know what they say... baby steps.

Howard catches Anna up on all the baby drama that's been going on while she was dead. Zombie Katie listens attentively while Dannielynn naps on the kitchen floor.

Katie suggests that Anna could write a book about her life, death and resurrection!

All the while, no one seems to notice Howard's "baby bump".

Now that Anna's back, her baby is surely headed for a life of eating disorders. Dannielynn makes the aquaintance of her future best friend.

Howard flaunts the bump...

...and is suffering from some first trimester exhaustion.

Anna, decked out in her Jo-Lo Oscar knock-off, isn't so sure she wants to stick around. Things were so much simpler after she had checked out. She calls the Grim Reaper to see what can be done to get her out of here!

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Sunday, March 04, 2007

Paternity Fraternity (Maternity?)

Let the games begin.... Larry does his best rendition of "Who's Your Daddy?"

But Howard is close behind.

"Listen, kid. You better start calling me Papa or else."

What's this? Howard is feeling a bit woozy this morning. The DNA labs are going to be working overtime!

Meanwhile, Larry throws a party for Anna but it's a dud. He realizes that a party just isn't a party without the party girl herself, so he buys a "Resurrect-o-Matic" on ebay.

"It's working!!!! And I only paid five bucks for it!"

It appears that Anna is back...

....but Larry had better read the fine print.

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Friday, March 02, 2007

Stay Tuned...

...and follow the adventures of the newest residents of Cyberia: Anna Nicole Smith, Howard Nicole Smith, Larry Nicole Smith, and Dannielynn "Get Me Out of Here" Nicole Smith.

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