Princess Deni

Things have been quiet over at Deni's. Since Robin the First died and Dawn moved out in shame, it's been just Deni and her adopted daughter Vyn. Oh sure, Deni had a brief fling with the neighbor Joe, but he turned out to be pretty much of a shlub. Since there haven't been any better offers lately, Deni resorts to a girl's best friend: the Orgasmatron.



And she gets herself a Tiara so the next "joe" that comes along will know exactly what's expected of him.


Vyn decides to fix the grandfather clock, but instead she screws it up so badly that it literally breaks into a million pieces. She knows that Deni is going to kill her (Robin gave Deni that clock for her birthday), so she sneaks out of the house.


Unfortunately she gets busted, and brought home by the cops. Deni briefly considers seducing the guy, but thinks better of it.

Jilted

Lisa Stamps got all excited when she received a phone call from Bud Buckley. he asked her to meet him at one of Cyberia's posh restaurants, saying he needed to tell her something. immediately, she spiffied up, imagining marriage proposals and a merger of assets in the near future!
however, throughout the meal, Bud Buckley seemed a little subdued. Lisa thought he might just be nervous about asking her hand in marriage, so she gave him some encouragement.
when the dishes were cleared, that's when Bud decided to drop the bomb on her. he confessed that he's already married with three kids! out of fury, lisa threw her beverage on Bud's face.
she immediately called a cab and went home. there, she cried her eyes out for being such a fool...
days later, lisa was in complete breakdown. she missed work and started drooling and rambling incoherently.
Cyberia's shrink was speedily dispatched to her house. The doctor had to use severe hypnosis just to get Lisa functioning normally again.
feeling a bit saner, Lisa moved out from her old home and transferred to the other side of Cyberia, far from Bud Buckley.
she eschewed any more social interactions and concentrated on her work instead. in a matter of days, she made it to the top and goes to work in a helicopter.heartbreak can be a great motivator.

Vengeance!

Jane finally reached the top of the corporate ladder and is rich beyond her wildest dreams.
she moves her family to the more affluent part of Cyberia, hoping to still make it with LJ even with the rumors flying around that LJ's boinking the delivery boy.
Jane also felt guilty for her own affair with Landismom and she's trying to rectify this by donating a hefty sum to a private school so that LJ's adopted son could go there.
but with all this acts of kindness, LJ still invites the delivery boy over when Jane's away at work.
of course, the rumors about the boinking were true.
one night, as they were watching TV, LJ suddenly leaps from the sofa and heads to the toilet to puke her guts out. Jane assumed it was just bad food.
LJ's worst fear revealed itself the next day when, out of nowhere, her tummy bulged out and her clothes suddenly changed into maternity clothes all the pregnant Cyberians been wearing.
Jane got the surprise of her life when she arrived home to a pregnant LJ. in a fit of despair, LJ confessed everything. furious, Jane hatched up a plan for revenge.
she ordered a very exotic plant, a crossbreed between a cow and a venus flytrap, that eats whoever gets too close to its "cake-tongue". then, she invited the delivery boy over in an act of friendship, saying she wanted to show him something.
of course, no one can resist the plant's tongue and as delivery boy tried to get the cake, the cowplant gobbled him up!revenge is indeed sweet... and you can see it in Jane's eyes.

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What's up, Kitty Cat? Whoa!

Kitty takes her new look out on the town. She is just a great conversationalist, and the life of the party.



Speaking of "life"...can anyone tell me what is wrong with this picture?

Diane gets a make-over, and the Goddess gets a lecture.

Diane the Vixen decides it's time for a makeover.

She stands there for fifteen minutes, waiting for Al to notice.

Not getting the reaction she deserves, Diane gives herself a sponge bath and takes care of her needs. (Goddess remarks that if any of you have prompted your Sims to spongebath, the audio speaks for itself.)

This domesticity is getting to Diane. All dressed up, and no place to go.

Finally, she drags Al out of the house. Isn't it funny that the swingers drive a pick-up?

They hit the town, and a fellow Cyberian tells Diane the make-over is wonderful because she looks like a million bucks!

Al makes a new friend too...

...but even as swingers, they still are passionately fond of each other.

However, one Cyberian does NOT appreciate their public displays of affection and really lets Diane have it!

"You are NOT to make a baby in public!" She scolds.

"If this woman doesn't shut up, I'm going to shoot myself."

With Diane in tears, this cranky Sim turns to the Goddess and says, "You watch how you prompt, young lady! I'm watching you!!!"

Bitten!

eversince Landismom evicted Lu from her house, life hasn't been great for Lu Reds. she can't afford household help so it's up to her to unclog her own toilet.
she's also gaining weight for eating cereals all day long. it's all she could afford since she doesn't have a lot of money.
she got a job as a getaway driver for bank robbers and they even let her borrow the getaway car so she doesn't have to carpool.
but she screwed that up when a cop recognized the vehicle. afraid of being sent to jail, Lu ratted on her employers... hence, they fired her, calling her the worst getaway driver in history.
desperate, she pooled all her saving and went to the poker club, hoping to win big.
but with her rotten luck, she lost everything and then some. dejected and hopeless, Lu drowned her sorrows in glass after glass of juice from the bar. of course, she didn't have money to pay for it so she had to make a quick escape from the bar.
the next day, she asked help from the only person who's not mad at her, O.C. Bee's boyfriend, Benjamin. he told her he knew somebody who needed a willing and able body and that this person would pay Lu a lot of money.
Lu agreed to meet this employer but she didn't notice that O.C. Bee followed her boyfriend there. furious at Lu, O.C. Bee kicks her trash can, hoping that Lu would get sick from the toxic fumes.
the next night, her new employer arrived at Lu's house to discuss the details of her employment. her new boss happens to be the mysterious Contessa... everyone in Cyberia knows that the Contessa is rich but has some deep, dark secrets. the Contessa told Lu that the job would be very easy, she doesn't even have to crack the vault like her old job.
suddenly, Lu felt stiff and frozen, mesmerized by the hypnotic eyes of the Contessa.
next thing she knows, the Contessa is biting her neck and she felt oddly cold.
she felt herself being lifted from the ground and transforming into...
... a bat. Lu could now fly as a bat instead of plain walking.
when she landed in her kitchen, she was surprised with the transformation. she was ghostly pale and she grew fangs in her upper teeth. she realized, she had turned into a vampire!
she was so angry, she felt that O.C. Bee and her boyfriend set her up to be bitten by the Contessa. so, the next night, guess who she invited for dinner?and we all know what vampires feast on!

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