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Sunday, December 04, 2005

Claire is a Jackass

When your roommate has magical powers, there's not much else to do all day but dance dance dance.

But it seems Claire is tired of dancing. She's sits down to lunch with English and says, "Look, I think I'm going to get a job."

The next morning this strange sighting appears; a piece-of-crap car driving away from the Fleiss house with two foreign objects protruding from the roof.

By evening the mystery is solved; Claire has taken a job as the Cyberian Jackass, mascot for the local minor league athletic team.

Which is all well and good, but since they already live with The Village Idiot, Claire decides one jackass is enough, and starts brushing up on her charisma in order to work for a promotion.

Which she obviously accomplishes in no time flat. Instead of BEING a Jackass, she now plays for them!

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