Lucy Gets Her Man

As we suspected, Lucy M. is with-child. She's also with-a-drinking problem.

The fortune teller sees a 12-step program in her future. Lucy decides that she and Sage need to get married first, and she'll 12-step it later.

Although Sage is nowhere to be seen, Lucy invites her guests and then proceeds to eat a TV Dinner.

Sage arrives home from work, surprised to see that he's scheduled for a wedding! The guests have already left. They were a little nervous that TV dinners were going to be served.

The happy couple doesn't care.

Sage, a little taken-aback by his aggressive bride, throws his back out...

...and passes out from the pain.