Scotty Scotty Scotty...

Why on EARTH is Scotty stargazing in the middle of the afternoon?

Cyberia's Bad Boy is peeping on his neighbors, and by the look on his face, he just saw Nicole getting out of the shower!

Within seconds flat, Nicole is rushing to the Wormsley Home. "My husband is about to have a nervous breakdown, for Goddess' Sake! Peep on us again, and I'll immasculate you!"

Scotty immediately assumes that something must be caught in his teeth, for his charm made no dent in Nicole's anger.


"Ah yes," Scotty croons, "I AM a handsome devil!"

Later that night...

"Scotty!" screams Shitty, "It's 2am! Stop posting your HNT, find a job, and turn off the goddamned computer!"

Yeah yeah, I know. Don't ask, don't tell.