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Monday, November 14, 2005

This is Getting Kinky, Diane!

Diane glances around to make sure no one is watching...

...then pours powdered soap into the fountain. You naughty, naughty girl!

After her big vandal adventure, Diane dons a respectable outfit and calls up her pal for a girls' day out.

She's surprised to find her friend is quite taken by her. In the process of a little girl-on-girl action, she attracts an audience.

She strikes up a conversation with the typical male onlooker...

... and manages to invoke the jealously and anger of her gal pal.

After her friend storms out, Diane exchanges numbers with the voyeur. Maybe HE'LL understand the nature of swinging!

When Diane returns home, she discovers a love letter from Brandon! She can't wait to get to work and make the moves on this guy!

Diane brings Brandon home after work and decides to christen her love nest, but AL walks in just as things get moving. Is this going to be a problem? The Goddess anticipates some slapping...

...but is utterly surprised when Al climbs onto the bed and WATCHES Diane and Brando getting it on.

And as Diane gets ready to hit the sack with Brandon, Al offers to get Brandon a beer!

Not only did Al remain calm during the tryst, he wanted to woo-hoo immediately after Brandon left.

It's no wonder Diane came down with the flu the next day! Poor kid was so exhausted she ordered a pizza instead of cooking dinner. "So Al, what are you going to do today?" she asks.

"Oh, I've got plans, honey" he replies. "I'm thinking of brushing up on my French."

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